Three Coffees No Lunch T-Shirt — Funny Caffeinated Viking Graphic Tee
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Three Coffees No Lunch T-Shirt — Funny Caffeinated Viking Graphic Tee

This lightweight cotton tee blends vintage heavy-metal energy with everyday comfort. A bold, detailed illustration of a horned warrior rising through storm and skulls is paired with the cheeky headline...
Color: Dark Chocolate
Size: S
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Three Coffees No Lunch T-Shirt — Funny Caffeinated Viking Graphic Tee

$28.99

  • Premium heavyweight cotton construction for everyday wear.
  • Signature minimalist typography print.
  • Reinforced double-stitched seams for extended durability.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric retains shape wash after wash.
  • Regular fit, true to size.

Free standard shipping on orders over $150. Expedited shipping options available at checkout. We offer a 30-day wear-test guarantee — if you aren't completely satisfied, return it for a full refund, no questions asked.

This lightweight cotton tee blends vintage heavy-metal energy with everyday comfort. A bold, detailed illustration of a horned warrior rising through storm and skulls is paired with the cheeky headline “THREE COFFEES” (and a smaller “NO LUNCH” in some layouts), making it a statement piece for anyone who greets mornings like battle. The soft ring-spun fabric and clean crew neckline keep the focus on the graphic while staying easy to wear — layer it, lounge in it, or throw it on for a coffee run. Ethically sourced cotton, reinforced seams, and reliable prints mean this shirt holds up wash after wash without losing its lived-in feel.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight wear (heathers blended per color)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching and keep shape
- Durable, high-detail prints (DTG for main print; DTF used for sleeves/inner neck where applicable)
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Engineered for Excellence

Every component is meticulously crafted to provide uncompromising support.

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Maximum Breathability

Aero-Weave mesh dynamically maps to heat zones, ensuring optimal airflow during intense efforts.

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Kinetic Cushioning

Proprietary foam compound absorbs impact and converts it into forward momentum, step after step.

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Relentless Durability

High-abrasion carbon rubber zones reinforce high-wear areas, drastically extending the garment's lifespan.

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